June 2012
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murmurandshout asked: BEBE IS STILL OUT THERE! Do you have any idea how much heart that has given me? (You, of all people, very well may.)
May 2012
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Two Favourite Characters.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: Cause you're pretty.
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I'm going to work in a few minutes and you know...
Laughter Yoga
Chocolate Candy Molds
Lacrosse
Dehydration Pong
Do I know what most of these things are? NO. Will I enjoy eery second of it? YES.
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Are you there, Quad? It's me, Andrew.
Dear Diary,
Today I found out I have quads.
I hate having quads. And quads hate having me.
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“The air itself smelled burnt, the way a soup kettle sometimes smelled if it was...”
– George RR Martin, A Clash of Kings.
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Weirdest Saturday Ever (Director's Cut): Life,...
This is the story of how today was the worst, but also kind of the best.[[MORE]]
I attended three events today. It was a little like the first draft of a popular romantic comedy before someone said “How about we really make it crazy and they go to FOUR weddings and only one funeral?”
1) First Funeral
I’ve known this man my entire life. His wife, Buddy (real name Marilyn, but...
Weirdest Saturday Ever
Everything good that happened today had to be suffixed by “…at a funeral.”
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Gain a Follower/Lose a Follower
This has been the story for the last three weeks. What’s the deal, internet? You wanna hear my ideas or not? Pick a side! WE’RE AT WAR!
3/4 of a bottle of wine & 2 episodes of Firefly:
A damn fine evening.
Ways I can tell Sarah’s enjoying her first run through Firefly:
She leans forward whenever we watch it. Never reclines.
Things that are stopping me from finishing A Clash...
1) My dumb attention span.
2) Jon Snow is just so dour.
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My parent's computer is weird.
I switch it on, wait the required 5 minutes for it to boot up, and then it sits there, bright and shiny, the background photo is my nephew in the park. The icons bristle with possibility, so I click one.
And nothing happens.
And so I click again, and again nothing happens. And the computer says to me “No, I can’t do that right now. I’m very busy, as you can see.”
...
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What It's Like Living With Me:
Non-stop whistling medleys of:
The theme from Lord of the Rings.
The theme from Superman.
The theme from Star Wars.
The theme from Jurassic Park.
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I’ve responded to four separate messages today (all on different topics) with only the word “NEVER.”
I think I’ll continue for the rest of the day.
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WatchNora’s not really a big fan of fireworks.
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“The group soon finds the parasail, and Erik’s lifejacket and video camera,...”
– The Jurassic Park III synopsis on IMDb is about 1000% more entertaining than the actual movie (which is on tv right now)
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THIS JUST IN
Writing resumes for jobs you really want is the WORST.
Today Challenge:
Use the word “modicum” in a sentence.
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a bright wall in a dark room.: TV MONTH: Louie... →
brightwalldarkroom:
LOUIE.
by Andrew Root
“This is how my brain works: It’s stupidity followed by self-hatred and then further analysis.”
– Louis C.K
1. Stupidity.
Who would approve a show like this? Who would take the structure of Seinfeld (single comedian, playing a version of himself living in…
I wrote a thing about tv’s Louie. Elizabeth saved it in the editing stages....
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